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Title: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: ko-lek-tor on July 02, 2014, 11:53:29 AM
11 Years??!! That woman has to be a saint ;D ;D
enjoy:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Reply From Tech Support:
DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
Title: Re: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: VINCE Z28 on July 02, 2014, 01:07:36 PM
James that was priceless... Austin  Happy Anniversary!!   :)
Title: Re: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: BULLITT65 on July 02, 2014, 02:59:41 PM
That was a good for a morning laugh... :D

Thanks, and I hope everyone has a safe and happy 4th!
Title: Re: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: buenymayor on July 03, 2014, 09:23:55 AM
Happy anniversary!! Mom and dads 50th anniversary is this Friday, too.
Title: Re: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: 69Z28 on July 03, 2014, 04:09:58 PM
Hey Austin you got married on the 4th too?

Bentley that deserves a thumbs up...but we don't have that imoticon do we?
Title: Re: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: BULLITT65 on July 04, 2014, 12:49:05 AM
yes, same story as you Gary, lost my independence on the 4th....  :), but I knew I would never forget our anniversary date!

My wife and I are also very proud Americans, no matter who is in the white house these days....

11 years tomorrow, feels like 1. Happy Anniversary to all on the 4th

and Happy Independence day everyone!
Title: Re: 7/4 Happy Anniversary BULLITT65
Post by: 69Z28 on July 04, 2014, 01:36:06 AM
yes, same story as you Gary, lost my independence on the 4th....  :), but I knew I would never forget our anniversary date!



Exactly!!  ;)